Starting A New Facebook Verification Thing

I’m not feeling insecure, I’ve got plenty of friends in real life, and plenty of loved-ones.

So, instead of doing a “Like-This-and-Repost-to-Your-Facebook-Wall-so-I’ll-know-You-Still-Like-Me” thing, here’s what I propose:

  • If you still like me, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.
  • If you still love me, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.
  • If you still read my timeline, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.
  • If you are going to vote in November, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.
  • If you want to continue as my friend on Facebook, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.
  • If you feel like I am making fun of your previous posting of a “Like-This-and-Repost-to-Your-Facebook-Wall-so-I’ll-know-You-Still-Like-Me” thing, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.
  • If you love Jesus and want to be blessed by re-posting His picture, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.
  • If you want to receive $1 Million bucks from Bill Gates, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.
  • If Heaven is your destination, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.
  • If you are still headed to Hell, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.
  • If you agree that #BlackLivesMatter or #BlueLivesMatter or #AllLivesMatter, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.
  • If you believe that Democracy is (so far) the best form of human governance, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.
  • If you love your spouse, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.
  • If you have read this far, to the very end of this post, don’t do ANYTHING with this post.

Thanks everyone! I will be watching closely to see who doesn’t do ANYTHING with this post! 👀

#DontDoAnything

A Short Devotional

{ Author’s Note: This short devotional is written for those poor souls whose attention spans have been diminished to the point of being only seconds in duration, due to a chronic social media addiction and consumption. }

 

God is good. God loves you. Be at peace.

… Squirrel!

Amen.

 

{ That’s all. }

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